God’s Gunner’s, Booty Bandits, & Bad Boys
By R25288 ( c ) 2006
Chapter Twelve
Sex
“These things I have spoken unto you, that ye should not be offended…
“Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.”
The Gospel According To John
16: 1 & 13
” We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Lilly Tomlin
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner
I am not sure if there are any correlations between sexual experiences and crime, any patterns, or universal truths, but some of the answers to my survey are fascinating; Question 52(a) was, What was your first sexual experience, with whom, and how old were you?; Question 53(b) was, What was your best sexual experience, how old were you, and what made it the best? Masters and Johnson, Kinsey, and I have not shared notes yet. ( )=my notes about the inmate, for your further understanding, explanation, and interesting asides, that I thought you may find illuminating; most are further elaborated on in future survey questions, and chapters.
As the questionnaire developed , I added questions, so sometimes there is no response for a certain number, because at the time of that person’s interview, the question may not have been developed yet. I also may have accidently skipped it, or the inmate may have refused to anwer the question, however approximately ninety-nine percent of the questions I asked, were answered. If they were not answered, I usually noted their refusal in some manner.
For example, I developed the HIV question after I had already done twenty-two interviews. Of the 78 inmates that I requested their HIV status, not one reported being HIV-positive. As Liberty, during most of my stay, was not a camp that kept HIV inmates, I believe those answers were probably true, then.
1.a. I was eight years old. It was with a boy. He was my same age. We were classsmates,__(name). We would raise our hands in class, simultaneously, and went to the restroom, and touched each other through our pants. (admitted gay)
2.a. I was twelve years old. It was with a boy. We were the same age. He was a neighbor-experimentation. (admitted male prostitute-not to be confused with gigolo; charged with attempted escape, approximately one week after this interview)
3.a. I was fourteen. It was with my girlfriend. (charged with attempted murder)
4.a. I was twelve. It was with a boy. We were friends-experimentation. (charged with stabbing his former homosexual lover at Liberty, while I was at Liberty)
5.a. I was thirteen . I had sexual intercourse with a girl named__.
6.a. I was twelve. It was with a neighbor boy. (charged under the Jimmy Ryce Act, as a sexual offender, probably will serve a life sentence)
7.a I was thirteen. (admitted heterosexual-charged with murder)
9.a. I was thirteen. She was a friend of my mom’s. She was older, and her daughter, together. (charged as a drug dealer)
11.a. I was fourteen, and she was nineteen. (served an extra twenty years in prison, for crimes charged with, while in prison)
13.a. I was sixteen, and it was with my boyfriend. (admitted gay)
18.a. I was fifteen. It was with my cousin’s homegirl. She was twenty-two. She raped me. She showed me what I had to do to get some pussy.
19.a. I was twelve, and she was a neighborhood girl that my father got for me. (same time to question 53; charged with attempted murder)
20.a. I was thirteen. She was a neighborhood girl.
23.a. I was twelve. She was my neighborhood girlfriend, and she was also twelve. (charged with two counts of bank robbery)
24.a. I was eight. She was my twenty-eight year old babysister, Miss__ __. She sucked my dick. She laid on top of me, about once a week , for five weeks. (charged with murder, and charged with more crimes while in prison)
29.a. I was eleven. It was with my best friends’ sister.
32.a. I was eleven. I was raped by a sixteen year old boy-never reported-became consensual (sex with children is never consensual)-happened around twenty times. (admitted gay-this issue previously mentioned in book)
33.a. I was six. It was my girlfriend. I peed in her, and also ended up peeing on myself, when my dick slipped out of her. (charged with murder)
34.a. I was young; hunching (attempted fucking with clothes on) my female cousin.
36.a. I was twelve. She was my seventeen year old female neighbor.
37.a. I was twelve. I had sexual intercourse with a seventeen year old neighborhood girl. I didn’t start cumming (producing sperm) until I was fourteen.
38.a. I was six. It was with a thirteen year old Puerto Rican boy. He and his brother were suppose to babysit me. His brother was high, and fell asleep. I liked being on top of him. I pulled his dick, as he stroked it. I sucked it, voluntarily, and enjoyed it. He came (ejaculated) in my mouth, and I swallowed it. We did it one more time, about three months later. ( admitted gay)
41.a. I was eleven. It was a neighborhood girl. There was no cum.(ejaculation/sperm)
44.a. I was eight or nine, and I kissed my seven year old female cousin.
47.a. We were twelve, and she was my girlfriend. (he said he was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior with a sixteen year old boy, while he was a twenty five years old man. DOC records agrees that he was twenty-five years old, however, they say the sixteen year old, was really under twelve years of age.
53.a. I was ten. He was my twelve year old cousin. (admitted gay)
55.a. I was eleven, and it was with a girl. (he became only the second man in prison that I allowed to suck my dick, although many there frequently asked to suck it, after Blue left)
56.a. I was eight, and she was my babysitter.
58.a. I was thirteen, and it was with a girl. (charged with lewd and lascivious)
60.a. I was sixteen, and it was with a girl. (charged with four counts of bank robbery)
64.a. I was thirteen, and it was with a girl. (charged with lewd and lascivious)
65.a. I was fourteen, and it was with a boy and a girl. (charged with murder)
68.a. I was twenty-one. It was with a long time male friend, and we still communicate. (same time for question 53)
69.a. I was thirteen. He was my twenty year old lover. (same time for question 53; whose greatest lifetime achievement, you may remember, was getting her breast)
70.a. I was thirteen when I had my first experience with a woman, and twenty-one when I had my first experience with a male. (and thirty-two when he had his first experience with me, but not his last time with me)
71.a. My first sexual experience was with a transvestite, and I’ve never had a sexual relationship with a woman. (charged with murder)
72.a. I was seven, and it was with my male and female cousins. (charged with murder of his natural father; offered to suck my dick more than once)
74.a. I was eleven and she was a neighborhood girl.
80.a. (has a son; caught a sexual assault charge on another male inmate while incarcerated; assaulted female teacher at Liberty, the day before she had hired me to start as her teachers’s aide)
81.a. I was twelve, and she was my ma’s best friend; taught me how to kiss and everything. (charged with murder)
82.a. I was twelve, and it was with my male cousin. (admitted gay)
83.a. I was twelve, and she was my girlfriend.
85.a I was seven or eight and she was the same age. I just put it in.
88.a I was thirteen. He was my sister’s boyfriend, and I gave him a blowjob. (admitted gay)
89.a I was thirteen, and it was with a male friend. (admitted gay)
90.a. I was fourteen. It was with a Hispanic sixteen year old girl. One week later, it was with her brother. (admitted gay)
91.a. I was thirteen, and it was with a girl.
95.a. I was fifteen, and it was with my girlfriend.
97.a I was thirteen. She was fifteen, or sixteen, and a friend of the family.
100.a. I was fifteen and she was a runaway, that I didn’t know. (African-American who committed a robbery at age sixteen, and again at age twenty-one; no one was ever physically hurt; from age sixteen until age twenty, he was in Florida prisons, and they never even provided him a GED or vocational training, even though it is promised to youthful offenders; now, under the Florida Prison Release Reoffender Punishment Act, ‘PRRPA’, this young black man must spend the rest of his life in prison, with no chance for probation or parole, and he physically hurt no one, for committing a crime within three years of his release from prison, of robbery)
My dear gentle reader, some justice and laws in Florida, and in America need to change. I need your help to educate our citizens and lawmakers about the injustices, like I just described in case number 100. This is not an eye for an eye type of justice. This is systemic violence. This is not the Christian thing to do. This is simply pure political vengeance, against the least among us, our poor, and our blacks.
“I’m not standing here speaking to you as an American, or a patriot, or a flag-saluter, or a flag waver–no, not I. I’m speaking as a victim of this American system. And I see America through the eyes of the victim. I don’t see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.”
Malcolm X
“Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the afflicted and needy.”
Psalms 82:3
1.b. I was in my twenties, on the streets, with two other men. It was a three-some. They were people I’d met over the Internet, two hours earlier. They were a couple looking for a third party. My preferences on the streets are white men, around thirty-five years old. My preference in here are younger men, because they’re easier to manipulate.
2.b. I was twenty years old, and he was thirty-seven, and we did alot of different shit I’d never done before.
3.b. I was twenty-one years old, and it was with my girlfriend, and everything was perfect.
4.b. I lost my virginity with a girl when I was thirteen. Being the first time, made it the best.
5.b. I was twenty-one. Her name was __. She was a thirty-two year old professional, off the chain.(as in wild, all world, excellent, too much, etc.)
6.b. From 1986 to 1989; she was two years younger; She was a freak.( as in she would be one who loves sex, positive conotations associated when used in sexual references)
7.b. It was with my wife. We used strawberry jam and Weston Oil; put plactic on the bed; one beer; no traction.
9.b. It was with my wife, when I was nineteen, and on the drug, ecstasy.
11.b. It was here at Liberty, in D1, with a little fag (gay) named__. We did it twice.(considers himself straight, but claims his best sex was with a man ‘?’)
13.b. I was thirty-two, and it was with another man. The intimacy and caring made it the best. I’ve had three relationships of five, two, and seven years respectively. I’ve played both the dominant and passive roles. I prefer equals.
18.b. It was the first time. I was fifteen, and she was twenty-two. She sucked me, and fucked me, and I didn’t know what was happening.
19.b. It was the first time, when I was twelve, with a neighborhood girl that my father had gotten for me.
20.b. I was thirteen, with a neighborhood girl. It was the best because I was finally brought into manhood.
23.b. I was nineteen-no idea-girl I’d just met.
24.b. I was sixteen. __ was twenty-two. She was from Brazil. It was third world pussy. Straight. (as in great, best, etc.)
29.b. It was in prison with my friend__. It was not so much the sexual part, as just knowing I was making him happy. It was special.
30.b. Sex in the living room of my mom’s house, just with the thought of getting caught.
32.b. I was forty-six. He was black, with a body from hell. I loved him. It was a cerebral, mental thing. We lived together for two years. I’ve had three relationships. The longest was two years. The shortest was the Greyhound Bus station bathroom.
33.b. A nut (as in wild, the best, unusual)-too deep. I was sixteen and it was with three girls my ma ma got for me. I was sixteen. They were eighteen to twenty-two. One was Chinese, one black, and the other one was white. It was 1:30am, in front of the Marriott, on the beach, nude wrestling. I nutted (ejaculated) with all, except the Chinese one.
34.b. It was 2000. She was twenty-no,chick__. She gave me a blowjob, and swallowed it. She made me cum by giving me a blowjob.
36.b. Too many to say. One was holding my Baby-Mama up in the kitchen. One on satin sheets, on a king size bed, with my girlfriend, at her moms’ house, music was playing, and I was on the drug, ecstasy.
37.b. I was sixteen, and so was my girlfriend. She was the first one to give me head.(fellatio)
38.b. I was thirteen. He was a sixteen year old Mexican. It was the best. It was the first time on alcohol and pot. I was high, and it was a romantic feeling. He was grabbing my titties. He was kissing me, and licking and eating my asshole, and he fucked me good. We got together ten times. I felt the need of a man; the touch and comfort from a man. It was something my body wanted.
41.b I was fifteen years old, and she was my thirteen year old girlfriend. We both knew what we were doing. She use to spend the night with me. Our parent’s didn’t mind.
44.b. I was twenty-eight, and she was a twenty-nine year old stripper. She just did some unbelievable things. She had more control over her body than any other woman.
47.b. The first time with __, in prison. It was the situation of being here; took awhile; and the anticipation. We did it in the chapel.
53.b. I was twenty-three, with my lover. It was fulfillment.
55.b. It was with my Baby-Mama. I’m not getting into it.
56.b. I was fourteen. She was older, and taught me things about a woman that I needed to know. She was British-more sexually liberated.
58.b I was eighteen. It was with my wife and a male friend. It only happened once.
60.b. I was eighteen, with my girlfriend. I finally knew what I was doing.
64.b. I was nineteen, and she was thirty four. I was after that pussy for a long time.
65.b. It was with my wife. We had the opportunity to do alot of different things.
68.b. I was twenty-one, with my long time boyfriend. I was nervous as hell, shaking, and not knowing. The first close experience, I guess, made it more better.
69.b. I was thirteen, and it was with my twenty year old lover. It was my first time with any human being in my life. It was a wonderful feeling. We did it all. I got penetrated.
70.b With a female; it was a one night stand. I didn’t know her, and she didn’t know me. With a male, because it was new.
72.b. I like it all. It is hard to have a bad sexual experience. The only bad blow job is the one you don’t get. I’ve had one partner in prison. He was younger and jealous.(shaves his legs)
74.b. I was twenty-five, with my girlfriend. She was down for anything-no holds barred.
81.b. I was fifteen. It was the night I got my Baby-Mama pregnant. I said, “Fuck it,” and we tried everything.
82.b. I was in my early twenties with a male friend. I felt loved. It was more than a one night stand.
83.b. With my girl, cause I always got it.
85.b I was thirteen, with my girlfriend. I got off.
88.b I was twenty-five, and he was fortyish, mixed Asian and black. He knew what he was doing. He was patient, and took his time. He taught me stuff I didn’t know you could do. He used props-ice. He ate ass like nobody else could. We were together many times. He was what we in the community call a ‘cut friend’-someone you call-a booty call-sex without the relationship.
89.b I was twenty-two, with a male friend-fact he really got into it.
90.b. I was twenty, with my wife. It was romantic, candles, flowers, foreplay.
91.b I was twenty-five, with my girlfriend-really in love.
92.b. I can’t say…her pussy was so fucking wet. She was thirteen, and I was twenty.
95.b. 2000, with __, my wife to be. Tight. I was her first. I love her.
97.b All of ‘em-getting off.
100. I was twenty, and she was an old school friend. She knew what she was doing.
“I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.”
Abraham Lincoln
“I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from nature or nurture, I cannot say.”
Nelson Mandela
“I am fundamentally gay. Whether that comes from nature or nurture, I cannot say.”
Christopher Eckhardt/R25288
“Judge not, that ye be not judged.”
The Gospel According To Matthew
7:1
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According to the Justice Department, over 65% of inmates return to prison within their first three years of leaving prison. I was dumped earlier this year by the state (DOC) at a Homeless Shelter, unannounced, or with approval of the Shelter. I was given $100.00, and a bus ticket from Liberty to Clearwater. I only had the clothes on my back, and no job prospect. I am now struggling to get my life back together. Is it any wonder that over 65% return to prison? I still live at the Homeless Shelter, and I still eat at a soup kitchen. So, my dear gentle reader, I leave my pride at the door, and ask for your assistance, so I may keep this website up, and continue to further educate our people of the lack of forgiveness, lack of love, the indignities, and the oppression of prison, that my brothers behind still suffer and endure.
”Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full.”
The Gospel According To John
16:24
